Need a zero-volume bottle?
Searching for a one-sided surface?
Want the ultimate in non-orientability?
Get an ACME KLEIN BOTTLE!
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At last, Acme has conquered topological and engineering frontiers to manufacture genuine glass Klein Bottles. These are the finest closed, non-orientable, boundary-free manifolds sold anywhere in our three spatial dimensions.
These elegant bottles make splendid gifts, outstanding classroom displays, and inferior mouse-traps. With its circle of singularities, an Acme Klein Bottle can be said to exist inside of itself -- especially handy during time-reversals.
A mathematician's delight, handcrafted in glass
... from your Zero Volume Klein Bottle distributor
Now available in glass: Self-siphoning Cup of Tantalus and a Topless Teapot
Glass Barometer - for $30, make Torricelli jealous!
Back in stock - Platonic Solids - with 3 extra geometric solid shapes.
Polyhedron Posters! Plenty of Polyhedra & Platonic Solids
Chinese Dragon Spouting Bowls in stock!
We accept credit cards, PayPal, Google Checkout, purchase orders, and occasionally barter.
Books (Cuckoo's Egg) and other goodies for sale
An Acme Klein Bottle is a perfect gift for a mathematician, computer scientist, or troglodyte. In German, it's called a Kleinsche Flasche. A Klein Bottle makes a great math gift and an ideal present for a mathematician!
I will be travelling from August 4 to August 21st. If you order before August 4th, I will send your Klein Bottle on the same day. Orders from August 4 to August 20th will be sent out on August 23rd. Thank you for your understanding. -Cliff
Origami Klein Bottles? Yep! Also, check out my Klein Bottle Slicing Machine
We made the world's largest glass Klein Bottle for the Kingbridge Centre!
Our "M&M's in a Klein Bottle Contest" is closed
Questions? Send us email - KLEINBOTTLE aa ttt KLEINBOTTLE (dott] COM [to reduce spam, please replace "aatt" with the @ sign and (dott) with a, well, a dot] To get through my spam filter, please mention Klein Bottle in the body of your text.
Seeking a topological solution to the global financial crisis? Help the world economy by purchasing an Acme Klein Bottle!
Acme Klein Bottle by Cliff Stoll - since 1996, owned, operated, and mismanaged by Cliff Stoll 6270 Colby St. Oakland, CA 94618 USA phone 510 654 3958
I last updated this page on July 30, 2010
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If you're looking for ordinary bottles, you're knocking on the wrong door! Instead, for wholesale glass bottles and plastic bottles, head over to www.ebottles.com or in the uk: www.ebottles.co.uk, Germany: eflaschen.de/, or France: www.ebouteilles.fr
